• “I just came from acupuncture” – Amy Schumer

  • “I just came from acupuncture”was the first thing Amy Schumer ever said to me, her skin red and marked by a fresh imprint from the face cradle of a massage table. This was about three years ago, when my husband, Jerry [Seinfeld], invited her to watch the Super Bowl with us after he had made a cameo appearance in an “ ’80s Ladies” sketch for her show Inside Amy Schumer.